Best of the Worst: Aug. 13, 2015

We've got quite a variety for you in this week's Best of the Worst. There's an actor who needs a police escort to use the bathroom, the gay community's list of favorite male idols, and a former kpop idol trying her hand at Chinese variety shows.

But at least Hong Ki looked cool, right?

• Jessica nervous to appear on Chinese swimming variety show.

• Simon D's story about how broke he is makes me sad. But then I listen to his new song, which fills me with a different kind of sadness.

• Lee Hong Ki tries to dance to AOA's "Heart Attack," fails.

• Fans wonder about Kiko and G-Dragon's relationship status after cryptic "Sex and the City" Instagram post. 

• Shoeless, probably homeless man captivates Yoo In Na during her European vag-cation with IU. 

• Is your male bias an icon for the gay community? Find out here!

• Yoona and Lee Seung Gi break up. Does anything last anymore?

• Lee Min Ho's fans are so rabid in China that the actor had to call police to use the bathroom. 

• And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Dispatch runs out of celebrity dating scandals to break, fills the void with list of sexiest backsides in kpop.

I dream of the day in which I can be described by the phrase "Legs spread back line." Please wish me luck in my new goal.