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Best of the Worst: Oct. 1, 2015

October 1, 2015, 8:53 pm
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It's a jammed-packed edition of Best of the Worst this week. We've got an actor's frightening transformation, an idol trying to start shit with North Korea, and the return of Bad Boy Seungri.


Ayy mang




Personally, I'd prefer "SM FAMILY reacts to XXTRA HOT ass."
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3 years later ...

October 5, 2015, 9:46 pm
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Today marks three years since I started this blog. I'm surprised and pretty glad it's still around, though I've been slacking big time for the past year. And you all deserve better.


Like Yoo In Na

... with a beer

... during one of her sexy European vag-cations with IU.

That's what you deserve.

I'd like to get back to actually posting things that aren't Best of the Worst, but we'll see. I won't make any promises in case I can't keep them. Plus, my obsession with watching performances of the 'Moos (both Mama- and Sona-) takes up a lot of time, and I'm not sure I'm ready for another commitment.

I'll end this post with the Wonder Girls, because I hope to stick around and still be badass as long as they have. Also, I've been getting into "Unpretty Rapstar 2" (because I hate quality rap and my braincells), so I've had Yubin on the mind for days.



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Best of the Worst: Oct. 8, 2015

October 8, 2015, 10:09 pm
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This week saw a lot of people making bold statements. We have a model telling IU who she should date, an actress insisting her wedding is "definitely not shotgun," and Hyejeong's shirt:


Link

Perhaps Han Groo can create a drama based on her life
called "Marriage, Not Shotgun."
  • Aww, C-Clown disbanded. Surely, someone somewhere is sad about this. Anyone? Anyone at all?

I Clicked This Link...And LITERALLY Threw Up
When I Discovered THIS Headline
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Best of the Worst: Oct. 15, 2015

October 15, 2015, 9:54 pm
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Here's a question for you: Has a kpop idol or group become so popular that you've started to dislike them because of it?

I've never experienced this urge to turn against something just because it's suddenly ubiquitous. I have seen plenty of groups rise to popularity only to make shitty songs. In such cases, I've started to dislike the group not because of its sudden popularity but because its new music is nothing like what drew me in the first place.

But apparently, hating on idols for getting lots of attention and media play is a thing.


Seolhyun demonstrates public perception of herself
in January versus what it is today.

K.O.

Feed me, Yooner
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"So Crazy" A Soyeon Simulator Game Thing

October 17, 2015, 4:40 pm
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Now you can fulfill your fantasy of eating Boram.
I made a text-based adventure game where you play as Soyeon and try to get to Music Core. I hope you like it! Get it here!.

+It's Free!
+ Interact with T-ara!
+Multiple endings!
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Best of the Worst: Oct. 23, 2015

October 23, 2015, 10:56 pm
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Welcome to Best of the Worst: awkward photoshoot edition. Here, we have plenty of awkward photos for your viewing, um, I guess you'd call that "pleasure."

There's Dara, Mistress of the Night:




And "Unpretty Rapstar" Jessi taking a bite out of Dok2:



And Chorong, taking up the habit:

Surely, it's in response to this performance.



Sistar bond is real <3


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Best of the Worst: Oct. 29, 2015

October 29, 2015, 9:45 pm
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Welcome ghouls and gals to this Halloween edition of Best of the Worst. OK, so it's just the same stuff as usual, but with your favorite idols dressed up

... that is ... if your favorite idols are from SM.


A photo posted by SMTOWN WONDERLAND 2015 (@smtown_wonderland) on




A photo posted by SMTOWN WONDERLAND 2015 (@smtown_wonderland) on


And if they aren't, well that's really a "you" problem, isn't it?


Disapproving Irene — making the world a better place,
one jerkass at a time
  • This article is about two idols from different groups, whose concepts are nothing alike, who don't interact with each other, who one would never have reason to talk about together in an article except that they showed up at the same event wearing starkly different outfits, and thank goodness they did because now we have something to write about to fill our daily quota. 


Gross girl, why are there, like, holes in your nose?
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Best of the Worst: Nov. 12, 2015

November 12, 2015, 10:59 pm
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Hello again, friends, and apologies for skipping out on last week's Best of the Worst. We're back with this week's shittiest kpop news, including someone who likes Namjoo a little too much, a girl group who wants you to calm the fuck down at the airport, and idols who look cute in glasses:


Hyominnie didn't make the list, but she should have.


Oppa didn't die for you to only buy the lead single on iTunes.

What, you don't cover up your puss when you walk up the steps?
Well, that's why you're a whore, and Minah's a nice girl. 

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Best of the Worst: Nov. 19, 2015

November 19, 2015, 9:32 pm
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I was sitting alone in my room today, like I often do, meticulously Photoshopping my favorite Exo members into "Star Wars" scenes, when I thought to myself: "There's got to be an easier way for a girl to fulfill her Exo/'Star Wars' fetish."

Thankfully, SM and Disney — in an unholy collaboration for the ages — recently gifted us with this not-at-all-creepy photoshoot:


This pic alone is enough to supply
my prolific fanfic writing for the next decade.

Just think of all the role playing ...

and lightsaber crossing ...

tfw, you're fucking done with this conversation

I know someone who's not going to get to sleep with Suzy now.

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Best of the Worst: Dec. 3, 2015

December 3, 2015, 12:00 am
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I stopped playing Laboum's "Aalow Aalow" long enough to put together this Best of the Worst for you, so please read it well.

This week in ridiculous kpop news, we have a singer who really hates Psy, an idol scolding his fans, and Taeyang's disappointment.


No, it wasn't the lack of skinship reciprocation from Seungri.


It's like a walking sherbet ad.
When will you, AOA?
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Best of the Worst: Dec. 10, 2015

December 10, 2015, 9:07 pm
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It begins. Year-end lists are starting to roll out for 2015, and with them, so many objectively wrong opinions.

Or in the case of YouTube's most played list, so much bad taste.


A list that is as good as it is diverse

    Prostitutes? Terrorists? Does it matter?
    Clearly, they are a scourge on society.
  • Vice releases its top 20 kpop songs of the year. It's a decent list that includes enough crowd pleasers, obscure titles and questionable picks to provide plenty of room for debate and judgment. 
  • UPDATED: Nugu group Oh My Girl gets detained by U.S. customs, spends 15 hours in the immigration office trying to explain how they're not prostitutes or something.

I hope Hyuk would show me the same kind of compassion
if I was ever photographed near him.

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You Don't Always Have to Press 'F'

December 11, 2015, 7:53 pm
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2015 was a pretty great year in k-pop tbqh, fam. However, it was a pretty bad year if you were in one of the groups mentioned in this here post. Basically, a lot of groups disbanded because they were shit, most likely, or because one of their members got put in jail. I'm going to tell you some groups that disbanded this year and whether you should care. (For full disclosure, a lot of these groups were already pretty inactive, but for the sake of this, I'm just going off ones that officially disbanded this year. For full-full disclosure, any group not mentioned in this post is not even worth mentioning/caring about.)





I'm kind of breaking my own rule with this first one, because they sort of disbanded in 2015 but sort of didn't. The announcement was made in 2015, but the contracts ended at the end of '14. I don't really care, fam. I'm writing this post, so I'm saying it was 2015, albeit really early 2015. Anyway, yes, you should care about GLAM being no more. A lot of their songs were reallygood, and they had great bodies. They also had a Jiyeon in case we ever needed a backup from real Jiyeon. In fact, that Jiyeon could've been in the All T-ara backup team along with Laboum's Soyeon. 

It's really kind of funny to think about all the shit this group had against it starting with that whole Trinity thing. Oh well. 


I don't know anything about C-Clown except that their name sounds fucking dumb. I don't care that they disbanded and neither should you. Also, the one second from the right looks like an alien.


If you notice, this picture looks almost exactly like the picture of GLAM, and well, these groups have that in common. They also have in common that they're not a group anymore. Another one that disbanded at the very beginning of the year, I think I wrote about it when it happened. I don't really remember what I wrote then, and I can't be arsed to look it up. It was probably something about them being hot and it being a shame they're gone. Assuming that's what I said, I stick by those words. I also liked that song, "Me Too."


Speed was sort of decent. I mean they had a song that I liked in "Look at me Now." Oh, and the one guy is Zico's brother, and he was in that N4 video. So, I guess you can care that they disbanded if you have nothing going on in your life and need something to care about. 


You should care about Bob Girls because they were cute (hopefully you're noticing a trend) and one of them might have died. If you're truly sad about this breakup then you probably already know some of them came back in another group I can't think of the name of with a song I can't think of the name of.


EvoL was pretty cool. You should care about their disbandment. "We are a bit different" was pretty good. It's also really funny how a bunch of their contracts were terminated without anyone knowing when their label merged. Good stuff.


Similar to the last one, fans noticed this group's disbandment when several of their social media pages were suddenly deleted. But hey, at least Seunghee is enjoying much greener pastures.

The k-pop gods demand yearly sacrifices, and I think this year was a pretty good haul. 

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Best of the Worst: Dec. 31, 2015

December 31, 2015, 12:07 am
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Welcome, friends, to the last Best of the Worst of 2015. So what's been going on in kpop in the final week of the year? Fans getting outraged about stupid shit, of course.

Yes, TVXQ fans have been cry-crying about iKON's fandom light sticks, which are the same orangey-red color as their beloved group's. It seems that by being a similar color, the iKON sticks are fucking with the integrity of kpop and "disrupting the peace" between fandoms.

I think it's time to call in Officer Yura to maintain the peace. 



  • Fuse rates this year's kpop rookies in the most incomprehensible fashion. Their questionable list includes The Ark, a group they describe as "working it." Apparently, releasing exactly one single in April then falling off the face of the earth makes a group standout stars. By Fuse's own rating system, I'd say this list "needs work."




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Kpop Year in Review: 2015

December 31, 2015, 8:45 pm
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With the year coming to an end, it's time to revisit the last 12 months of kpop. So how delicious was it?


As delicious as a Seulrene fanfic involving ice cream

Really, 2015 was easily the best year for kpop since 2009. The hardest part wasn't finding great, iconic songs, but rather choosing which ones were the best. So here are Soyeon Friend's and my favorite kpop songs of the year (as well as a couple wankers). And warning: As always, there will be overlap.




Most Listened to Song

Soyeon Friend: Red Velvet, "Ice Cream Cake."
Fany Pack: Jimin and Iron, "Puss." More on this later. 



Most Hated Song



Soyeon Friend: 4 Minute, "Crazy."
Fany Pack: Red Velvet, "Dumb Dumb." I appear to be one of the only people who thinks this song is rubbish. The chorus is obnoxious, the rap rips off Crayon Pop, and the styling annoys me. The fact that it tops many people's best of 2015 lists really pisses me off. I just hate it so much.


Best Nugu Group

Soyeon Friend: Twice.
Fany Pack: Laboum. This category was a battle between Laboum and Sonamoo, but in the end, I couldn't give it to anyone else but Laboum. They are the only nugu group of which I like all of their music. They haven't had a bad single. They do throwbacks really well, too. "Aalow Aalow" is the best kpop '80s throwback outside Wonder Girls'"I Feel You." And their early '60s-style jam "Sugar Sugar" is the rare cutesy kpop song that actually works. I listened the shit out of that song this year. It's a damn shame Laboum, who debuted in 2014, isn't getting more love. 







Best Surprise

Soyeon Friend: Primary, featuring Choa and Iron, "Don't Be Shy."
Fany Pack: Wonder Girls, "I Feel You." I'm still shocked the Wonder Girls came back and did so maybe better than ever.


Biggest Disappointment 



Soyeon Friend: AOA,"Heart Attack."
Fany Pack: I had a few big disappointment this year, such as "Heart Attack," Sistar's "Summer Fuckery," and A Pink's "Remember," which I've since come around on. But nothing let me down more than 4Minute's "Crazy." I hate that song almost as much as "Dumb Dumb."



Song I Started Out Not Liking But Then Did Like 




Soyeon Friend: SNSD, "Lion Heart."
Fany Pack: Beast, "YeY." This is the biggest example of my hypocrisy since my former hatred of Girl's Day. I really didn't care for this song when I first heard it. As often happens, though, watching some live stages of "YeY" made me reconsider. Beast is just that good live. Plus the lyrics are nihilistic af, and I find that hilarious.

SNSD's "Lion Heart" very nearly made this spot. I gave it to "YeY," though, because I never hated "Lion Heart" and because this post really doesn't need anymore SM. (You'll see why once you get to my top 10 later.) I wanted to mention "Lion Heart," though, because if I had done a top 20 list, it'd probably come in at No. 11. Also, Sooyoung werks it like never before in the MV.



Best Dance

Soyeon Friend: Sonamoo, "Round N Round."
Fany Pack: BESTie, "Excuse Me." It's one good move after another.





Best Dance Practice Video

Soyeon Friend:BESTie, "Excuse Me," Idolic version.
Fany Pack: Sonamoo, "Round N Round." Dat clomping.


Biggest Guilty Pleasure


Soyeon Friend:Super Junior, "Devil."
Fany Pack: Bastarz, "Zero for Conduct."When I first tried to listen to this Block B sub-unit's song, I couldn't even last 30 seconds. The video is over-the-top, boy group trying too hard garbage. Fast forward, like, five months to me watching their Idolic dance practice video. Stripped down to just the song and the members in (mostly) normal outfits, "Zero for Conduct" is actually pretty enjoyable. Plus, one of their backup dancers wears an Ohio State shirt in the practice vid. Go Bucks!



Group/Artist of the Year 

Soyeon Friend: Red Velvet.
Fany Pack: Red Velvet. If you look at album sales and YouTube plays, Red Velvet is leading the latest generation of girl groups. On top of that, these girls were everywhere this year. It definitely felt like the group solidified itself in 2015. 



The Top 10

Now that the we've gone over the various less important categories, let's get down to the meat of this post — the top 10 list. Soyeon Friend and I made ours separately, so enjoy.


Soyeon Friend's 2015 Kpop Top 10 


10. Hello Venus, "Wiggle Wiggle"






9. Sonamoo, "Round N Round"





8. Twice, "Like OOH AHH"





7. GFriend, "Me Gustas Tu"





6. Hyosung, "Into You"





5. EXID, "Ah Yeah"






4. SNSD, "Lion Heart"






3. T-ara, "So Crazy"






2. Red Velvet, "Ice Cream Cake"






1. Taeyeon, "I"






Fany Pack's 2015 Kpop Top 10 


10. (tie) GFriend, "Me Gustas Tu," and TWICE, "Like Ooh Ahh"








I tried to pick only one of these, but every time I decided on one, I'd hear the other song and change my mind. I wasn't a fan of GFriend's debut song, "Glass Bead," until this week, but "Me Gustas Tu" is one of those songs that blows you away. I hate to make the obvious comparison, but the song reminds me of SNSD's "Into the New World." The live stages of this song have so much power, the dance is fierce af, and the group is so in sync. 

I didn't watch "Sixteen," the survival show that determined the members of TWICE. But I couldn't ignore the group's debut, "Like OOH AHH." Again with the comparisons I don't want to make but will anyway: TWICE's debut reminded me of miss A's. Both groups came onto the scene with really strong songs and memorable styles and saw success quickly. I only hope TWICE has a more consistent record than miss A.




9. Hello Venus, "I'm Ill"





Going back to me being a hypocrite: I have a history of considering Hello Venus the epitome of kpop mediocrity. In my defense, they sort of were in their early days. The group's 2015 releases have changed my opinion, though. I love the hot mess that is "Wiggle Wiggle," and "I'm Ill" is the jam of the summer. Sure the MV and dance aren't particularly inspiring. But this song has enough energy to overcome its weaknesses. 



8. EXID, "Ah Yeah"





I was stuck in the Arctic for a week when this came out, so my liking of it might be tainted by that. I basically had no entertainment other than a little Internet. In that situation, "Ah Yeah" was perfect. It quenched my kpop thirst and has been in rotation all year.




7. Crayon Pop, "FM"




This song always strikes me as melancholy for some reason. I'm not sure why. But anyway, for this comeback, Crayon Pop came back with their best concept yet. The whole thing is low-key badass, culminating in the sweet C6H12O6 part. 




6. Wonder Girls, "I Feel You" 





 Never has a group had such a successful resurrection as the Wonder Girls had in 2015. Even as someone who's been listening to "Wonder World" regularly for the past four years, I admit I was worried whether they'd ever come back with anything good, especially after Sunye and Sohee left. But man, I've never been so happy to be wrong. This song seriously gets me a little weepy. Sunmi coming back after her amazing solo songs and a re-envisioning as Wonder Band hit all the right notes. Plus, the MV answered the question of "Where has the Wonder Girls comeback been all this time?" Sunmi was keeping it in her puss.





5. Super Junior, "Devil"




Last year, Super Junior shocked me by still being relevant and putting out good music. I really thought they were done after that dismal few years' stretch of "Sorry Sorry" wannabes. Instead, they came out with "Mamacita" in 2014 and the superior "Devil," which might be the group's best song. Ever. Ten years into the game, Super Junior finally got to a comfortable place, musically. And that Siwon gets hotter each year. Even vampire Donghae has grown on me with this comeback. One word of warning: Just watch the dance version. It's not a creeper fest and showcases the many great moves this song has to offer.





4. Taeyeon, "I"





Among the year's better surprises was Taeyeon's solo debut. Like many people, I expected a snoozer ballad from SNSD's lead vocalist and literal Satan's minion. Instead, we were treated to a chill Western-style pop song that's both relaxing and inspiring.

The only negative is the video, which while beautiful enrages me. Taeyeon as an oppressed waitress? Oh please. And stealing your boss' car isn't that liberating when your ass lands in jail. (But props for Verbal Jint looking his most bag lady like.)




3. Primary, featuring Choa and Iron, "Don't Be Shy" 




This year's best MV and best non-traditional song go to Primary's "Don't Be Shy," featuring AOA's Choa and rapper Iron. I've already talked about why "Don't Be Shy" is awesome, but long story short, if you love chill reggae and/or Choa, this is an instant favorite.




2. Jimin, "Puss" 




I tried to watch both seasons of "Unpretty Rapstar" and only succeeded in finishing the first one. What can I say? I didn't care for almost anyone in the second season except for Yezi and maybe Yubin for impure reasons. Oh, but I was committed to Season 1. I watched with fascination to see what happened to everyone. And one of my favorites, of course, was AOA's Jimin, the "underdog idol." She kept surprising contestants and viewers alike, and no more than during her semi-final solo stage in which she violated probably every damn rule in the contest (but whatevs, I'm not bitter). Above is "Puss" in all its uncensored glory, but the on-air stage of the song is worth many viewings for Jimin's amazing performance and for when Kisum can't control her thirst for Jimin at the 1:19 mark:





And what a year for Iron. He's 2015's true standout star.




1. SHINee, "View" 



I went back and forth with the top three for months. "Puss" is certainly the jam of the year, and "Don't Be Shy" is the out-of-the-norm sleeper of the year. But no song made me feel in its first few seconds the way SHINee's "View" did. Every time I hear those first few notes, I instantly relax and feel lighter. Everything about this song is perfect — the throwback vibe, the dance, the video. In a great year for kpop, it still managed to set itself apart.
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Bold predictions for Jay Park in 2016

January 5, 2016, 8:38 pm
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Jay Park's ears allow him to hear misinformation from miles away.
A strange thing happened to me as I was ringing in the New Year. I suddenly realized I could see into the future! However, as with all things in life, it came with a downside. I could only see the future as it relates to Jay Park. I quickly realized this wasn't a blessing, but a curse. How I came into it I may never know, but as part of the healing process, my therapist tells me I should talk about it. So, that's why I'm here: to reveal to you everything that will happen to Jay Park in 2016. Now, it is still difficult for me to actually discern what the future holds, but I'll do my best.


One other thing: My powers have also granted me insight into the man himself, so I'll start by sharing with you what I've learned. Jay Park isn't actually a person. Well, he is a person, but he didn't start out that way. Twenty-eight years ago in a sleazy club in Seattle, a random guy was trying to hit on a girl. He walked up to her and uttered the now infamous phrase, "ayy gurr." Somehow, someway that phrase was given a physical form and sentience, eventually becoming the person we now know as Jay Park. It's also worth noting that Jay Park cannot say anything other than the words "ayy" and "gurr," but thanks to some magic, not unlike the goldfish in "Hitchhiker's Guide," we are able to hear what he is actually trying to say. Now that you know the backstory, let's get to the predictions.

"ayy ayy ayy gurr, gurr gurr ay ay"- Jay Park wrote the lyrics to "Tonight" himself.

*It will be revealed that Jay Park is dating Tiffany, marking the return of "Ur Gurl Stepho"



Sometime in April, possibly in the middle of the month, news will be revealed that ur gurl and ur boy are dating, and have been for some time. In fact, possibly even while Tiffany was still with Nichkhun. It turns out Tiffany, aka Stepho, is a similar being to Jay Park, and thus, they are destined to be together. Not that anyone should really care about this news, but it will be fun because it will cause Fany to revert back to her Stepho days since she is now among her own people. Fany wearing her thong, revealing her phat ass was just step 1 in the saga. taht liek totes ends w/ a prego fany! ^-^

*Jay Park will launch of line of headphones



In July, Jay Park will unveil his own line of high-end headphones called Beats by Jay. Like Beats by Dre, they will be mostly OK but not really worth what the asking price is, at least according to audiophiles (who are the most annoying people on Earth). Of course, they won't do very well at all since the market is already so saturated. After about a year, they will go out of production. Oh, and there also be some sort of legal battle over use of the word "Beats."

*Jay Park will make his debut in a drama



It's going to be "The Lover 2," which will begin airing in March, just in time for White Day. Jay Park will play the role of a loser, drunk neighbor who is trying to clean up his life to win back a high school sweetheart. Unbeknownst to most, the drama will actually be filming Jay Park's coping with alcohol addiction.

*A Sex Treep goes awry as Jay Park is caught with a hooker



Jay Park gets lonely in the winter, and Seattle can be a cold, cold place. Unfortunately for him, he will be caught with a hooker, and while it will be bad for him momentarily, it will end up being a minor setback. Most people will forgive the transgression, brushing it off with some variation of, "that's our Jay Park!" Being caught with a hooker may or may not be called pulling a, "Jay Park" or going on a, "sex treep" from then on, if it isn't already. 

So, as you can see, it will be a very interesting year for Jay Park. You might say 2016 will be the year of Jay Park, the kind of year you will tell your children and grandchildren that you were alive to see. I just hope that by revealing these 110% truths to you I will no longer be tormented by this terrible affliction.
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Best of the Worst: Jan. 7, 2015

January 7, 2016, 11:14 pm
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How's 2016 treating everyone? Are you kicking its ass, or are you more the Irene to its Wendy?




Well, anyway, this week we've got a nugu with a sugar daddy, an embarrassing kpop crossover, and an idol who used to be a sasaeng.





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Best of the Worst: Jan. 14, 2016

January 14, 2016, 9:07 pm
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This week, Kris (aka Wu Yi Fan) made one step closer to full world domination. The former Exo slave member will participate in this year's NBA All-Star Celebrity Game next month. Kris will play for Team Canada and will be coached by Drake (true story).


Kris: Idol, future billionaire, balla

  • Ailee apologizes for downloading app too slowly. No, really. 



Poor Sojin Noona. 

+50 points for Daily Kpop News' much more positive headline, which proves it's all about how you spin things:



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Best of the Worst: Jan. 21, 2016

January 21, 2016, 10:31 pm
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Kpop tackled some deep, philosophical issues this week. After wading through all that substance, I was left with a few questions for you, readers, such as:

  • Would you turn down a billionaire's proposal of marriage even if you just met him once and didn't like him?
  • If you were going to petition a kpop media outlet for something, who would it be and why?
  • And does using the same filter as someone mean you're humping behind the scenes?

Deep.

  • Pann-choa calls out Koreaboo for stealing content. That Koreaboo was caught is no surprise. I just wonder at what point I'm going to have to stop going to Koreaboo and using them for Best of the Worst posts. I already can't go to AKP, because of the evil. And I don't want to get cancer, so I stay away from NB as much as possible. At this rate, I'll have to stop doing this series for lack of sites I will let myself visit.
  • Stellar came out with a sweet "virtual reality" version of "Sting." You can spin around the room while Stellar sings to you. Or you can use the little hand thing to pretend to grab the members. Not that I did that or anything.

Why does Jonghyun seem like the older person in this pic?
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Best of the Worst: Feb. 4, 2016

February 4, 2016, 10:19 pm
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Kpop's been all about ugly realities this week. I don't know why. If I wanted reality, I wouldn't be listening to all this kpop. But yeah, in this edition of Best of the Worst, you'll learn Big Bang's boring reality, the truth about 4Minute's latest album sales, and what those hot high heels do to your favorite female idols' bodies. 

Oh, yeah, and CL makes an appearance:

People still wear grills? It's 2016.

Reality is really scary sometimes.

    What a bunch of fatties!
    After I finish this pan of mac and cheese,
    I'm totally joining in on those comments.
  • Remember when 4Minute said their contract renewal depended on the success of their new album? Well, it's not looking so good for kpop's favorite hot mess. Let's just remember the good times we had with 4Minute. Sigh ... I miss the days when Hyuna didn't look like a meth addict. 
  • If you want to feel bad about Red Velvet, yourself, and humanity in general, read this (ugh, NetizenBuzz) post that includes a rundown of comments about how fat RV has gotten lately. It's like, after their promotions ended and SM let them start eating again, they gained weight. It's so weird how their bodies work. 




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Best of the Worst: Feb. 18, 2016

February 18, 2016, 11:49 pm
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Hello, readers! Welcome back to Best of the Worst, where we condense your shitty kpop news into easily digestible bites. Mmmmmmm.

Anywho ...

Question: Would you help crowdfund your faves' comeback? And if so, which group would you give money to?





  • LABOUM's crowdfunding campaign for their next MV reaches its goal in 4 hours. Does it make me a bad person that I'd be tempted to sign up for the $826 "Set 8" option if it wasn't sold out and I had money? It does, doesn't it? I could be giving that money to charity ... or my cats. OK, I'll drop it. Now let's never talk about the $826 LABOUM spending spree idea again.

    ... OK, just one more thing: I am totally behind the commenter who suggested After School crowdfund their next comeback. Because we all know they ain't never coming back without some help.


Including these fabulous Photoshopped



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